Our founder spent 20 minutes reading a Wikipedia article about lockpicking and has never been the same since. Now he assesses your home or business the way a guy in a ski mask absolutely would, and closes every entry, sightline, and delay you didn't know you had. Board-certified by an organization we invented.
Every engagement begins the same way: you let a stranger you met on the internet walk around your property judging your life choices. From there, pick the tier that matches your risk, budget, and how many home invasion movies you watched this month.
A full perimeter and interior walkthrough of your property. We will find your hedge personally offensive. We will say so. Loudly. In front of your mother-in-law if she happens to be visiting.
For retail, offices, and cash-handling businesses whose current security plan is "Greg locks up, I think." Greg does not lock up. We have met several Gregs. It is never good news.
Quarterly re-assessment, plus on-call advice for the 2am "did I hear something" texts. We will answer at 2am. We will sound very awake. We are not, in fact, very awake.
We walk the property with you, testing doors, locks, sightlines, lighting, and access points the way an intruder would — not from a clipboard checklist.
60–90 min on siteA ranked list of vulnerabilities, each with a plain-language explanation of the risk and a fix — cheap-and-fast fixes separated from bigger investments.
Delivered within 48 hoursWe prioritize fixes by cost and impact, and connect you with vetted locksmiths, alarm installers, and contractors if you want us to manage it.
1–2 week rollout typicalWe come back, confirm every item on the list actually closed the gap, and re-test the property the same way we did on day one.
30–45 min follow-up visitA second pair of eyes, trained to think like the person you're trying to keep out, mildly obsessed with door strikes, and legally required to stop making eye contact with your dog like that.
Schedule your assessmentTell us about your property and what's prompting the call. We'll follow up within one business day, or whenever the founder remembers to check the shared inbox.